I was driving by a billboard for I Am Number Four the other day, and I thought to myself, “this is how I know I’m old. I have NO IDEA who half the kids in this movie are. Dianna Agron, sure. Alex Whatshisnuts? I only know because he’s dating Dianna Agron. Teresa Palmer? No idea. If I were younger, maybe I’d be more up on who this person is:”
She is, however, correct in that the best way to get Old People Who Only Really Pay Attention To Starlets Anymore Is If They Wear Something Cracked Out Or Steal Something is to wear a cracked out outfit (or steal something, but please don’t make the choice). You should see the rest of it:
Girl, you have the REST OF YOUR LIFE to dress like Cher. On the other hand, now I know what you look like, so….shall we call this one even?