JENNIFER LOPEZ: HOLA LOVERS.
KEITH URBAN: Hey, Jennifer. Hi, Harry. Welcome to the show. Nice hair.
J.LO: Thank you, Kiki.
KEITH: It’s Keith. And I was talking to Harry.
HARRY CONNICK, JR: Thanks, Keith. Yours is also suave. So angular.
KEITH: No, yours is.
HARRY: No, YOURS.
RYAN: Is this basically going to be a season-long grooming competition between you three? Because I am SO in for this.
J.LO: No, Weecrest. There is no contest. I am wearing the web you will be caught in and devoured like tiny, hairy hipster flies. There is no one but me.
HARRY: I don’t know, Jennifer, I’m pretty–
J.LO: NO ONE BUT ME. MY CONTRACT SAYS NO ONE BUT ME.
KEITH: I’m pretty sure that’s not true…?
J.LO: I’m pretty sure YOU are not true, Soul Patch.
RYAN: Good luck, gentlemen. If you need me, I’ll be on the phone with Steven Tyler.