I am enamored of what a diva Uma Thurman is becoming.

And I don’t mean that she is actually a crazy PERSON — she might be, and that’s fine; I don’t know anything about her personally — but rather that she has taken to walking the red carpet like she is the Crown Princess of Hot Damn. And in doing so, she may have made it true. Maybe I’ll try it. Look for me at the Wendy’s up the street in a huge dress.

Alas, she was, even briefly, bested by an aggressive corset.

Perchance even the biggest attitude cannot wrangle every breast.

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