We’ve seen something leggy on Klum before. That’s nothing new. And we’ve even seen her before in stuff that looks like it cost $17.95. But I have never once thought to myself, “Wow, there’s some uninhabited chest space on that thing.”
Her usual MO is to be busting out all over, June-style. And you’d think something this high-and-tight would, if it made any particular bust mistake, err on the side of tamping down her assets in a way that looks painful and pancaked. But instead, this just seems… punctured. Deflated. It’s vexing. I’m VEXED, Heidi. Please stop it, because my wrinkle cream isn’t good enough for all this frowning.