I am confused.

I mean, I would make a joke about Shenae being ripped from Donna Martin’s graduating class of 1993, but the thing is, even then nobody wore socks with open-toed clogs. You hear that, Shenae? EVEN IN THE NINETIES, we were smarter than that. And I’m talking about a decade that began with me in stirrup pants and ended with a lot of flannel. The Gap sold a LOT of reverse-fit khakis back then, girl. You do not want the ’90s to outsmart you.

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