On some levels — well, several levels — this isn’t anywhere close to the weirdest thing Kat Graham has put on her body.

But I am terribly unclear how one sits down in a cummerbund of bling. Perhaps she can take lessons from WWE wrestlers, although I’m pretty sure they don’t sit down in those things, either. They just wave them around over their heads and then smack people with them and then bleed all over the place while wearing boots and man panties. Frankly, I think she should just put it away and then sell it to Kanye West when his alleged torrid affair with Kim Kardashian inevitably leaves him in need of a neck brace.

Tags: Kat Graham