ANDREA RISEBOROUGH: Someone else wore this dress recently, and I can’t remember who.
HELEN MIRREN: Just smile and think of England, dear.
ANDREA: It didn’t look super great on whoever it was, either.
HELEN: Darling, just pretend everything is fine.
ANDREA: This WOULD be a kind of great dress if I were secretly pregnant, though. It has a flattering bump ruffle!
HELEN: Yes, yes. Stop obsessing. You don’t have to wear it again. Look happy for the cameras, lamb chop.
ANDREA: Are you trying to get me to shut up?
HELEN: Yes. I want to talk about ME and how great I look.
ANDREA: You almost always look great.
HELEN: This is true. Fair enough, dear, commence further nattering over your fluff muffle, or whatever it was you were going on about.
ANDREA: Oh, never mind.
HELEN: Peace at last.