I just keep imagining Timmeee at home, downing oral Minoxidil pills and wearing a red light helmet, frantically trying to grow out his hair. “You don’t understand, Kylie,” he calls from the bathroom, “apparently my hair is where my power lies!”
“Like Sampson,” she calls back.
“Who?”
“And everyone thinks I’m the one who needs to read a book.”
“What? I can’t hear you from under this thing!”
“Nothing!!!!”
Regardless, this man will be back out on the town promoting Dune Three sooner or later. Before that kicks off, let’s look at what he and stylist Taylor McNeil put him in for the Marty Supreme awards circuit. There’s a lot of Givenchy. I must confess, I miss when he was a little kookier. Remember the Going Out Top? That was fun. I tend to think that he toned it down for this awards push because he thought being a little more conservative would help him win; I’m not sure that’s true.
Previously: Ethan Hawke, Amy Madigan, Emma Stone, Kate Hudson, Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas, Rose Byrne, Elle Fanning, Wunmi Mosaku, Renate Reinsve, and Michael B Jordan.
