I know it’s not like Mel B has ever been known for her subtlety.

Melanie Brown walking outside The Mayfair Hotel, London, W1

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But, come on, girl: Everybody knows you’re really toned and fit. You don’t have to work this hard. And in this case…

Melanie Brown walking outside The Mayfair Hotel, London, W1
… it may actually be making things worse. Even if you’ve just come from climbing up somebody’s drainpipe and robbing the safe in the master closet, I recommend keeping a well-stocked getaway car full of pants. Catsuits aren’t flattering unless perhaps you are an actual cat, and even then, I bet some of them are like, “God, I wish this shit wasn’t so snug.”