Someone please cast this man as a handsome antiquities professor/archaeologist who… wait, I just realized I was about to basically pitch Sterling K. Brown as the next Indiana Jones. I do not think we should even attempt a new Indiana Jones. But maybe we need an Indiana Jones movie where Indy, now VERY OLD for swashbuckling but still occasionally teaching a class, strikes up a friendship with a young co-worker in the faculty lounge and has an adventure with him. This is what runs through my mind when I see a handsome man in glasses.

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