I know it’s still ten days away, but the year’s most high-pressure night is nearly upon us (do you know what you’re doing? I DON’T!). And when human beings find themselves alive and awake on a day when societal expectations, booze, and the crushing weight of looking back at a year in their lives whilst attempting also to look forward toward a new one collide…sometimes crazy shit happens. As in the moment pictured, wherein Jenny McCarthy decided to spend her last moments of 2014 dressed as a tongue. (Miley Cyrus’s, to be specific.) Dear Fug Nation, please gather round the fire and tell us your best New Year’s Eve tales of yore, be they funny or sad, romantic or deranged. Or, even better, romantic and deranged.