I’m pleased to let you know that Jessica Simpson is perhaps the only person who can look back at the various premieres of Dukes of Hazzard — a curséd film I never saw and never will see — and feel zero regrets. (I mean, she might regret being in the movie. But sartorially, she’s pretty good.) I’m also pleased to let you know that these are the sort of premieres that I look back at and think, “yes. This is why we started this website.” So buckle your seatbelts and enjoy this trip back to summer 2005, peak Going Out Top era.