This shirt is like the cold open of The Good Wife: EVERYTHING happens right off the top and then fifteen minutes later when the title card shows up, you’re like, “Wait, WHAT, we’re only at the credits? SO MUCH HAS TAKEN PLACE.”

There’s a ruff AND matching cuffs and the bastard offspring of a doily and a snap-crotch bodysuit… and then you get to her waist and the rest of it is like, “Hey, Ann Taylor loft was having a sale on capris.”

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