Germany looks fun! And, on Kensington Palace’s Instagram, gorgeous — particularly because today was the day of the Traditional Royals Boat Race, wherein lover is pitted against lover in a heartless race to pilot the fastest boat. I believe the record, prior to this race, was Kate 1; Wills 1, but William took this one. Don’t get too comfortable, dude. I doubt she will let your lead stand for long. Also featured in today’s Tour Shenanigans: pretzel making, my least favorite of Kate’s wedges, GIANT BEERS, a massive cake, and a new Breton stripe! BE STILL OUR STRIPEY HEARTS.

It’s not a royal visit anymore if I don’t have some video to share: