This is called the “Soho House Awards” and I’m sure it’s a celebrity blah blah something or other, probably primarily designed to remind people that they should re-up their Soho House membership, but I like to pretend it’s actually awards for various Soho Houses. Like, Best Soho House Bathroom, or Favorite Soho House Bartender, or Worst Soho House From Which to Get a Taxi. Let’s get HELLA NICHE with these things, why don’t we?

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