I am learning a LOT about Chris Pine in this photo.

One is that he might be a budding gangster and/or casino hustler from 1974. Another is that if you told me he was playing a young Clark Griswold, I’d believe you, because this seems EXACTLY like something Chevy Chase’s Clark would have kept in his closet and then worn again in 1992 and not realized it wasn’t still groovy and happenin’ and totally boss. The third is that he dresses right, and the fourth… pertains to the third and goes without saying, and is a lot more information that I anticipated getting this afternoon. On that note, it’s clearly acceptable to stare if we just call it learning.

[Photo: Getty]

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