This seems somewhat innocuous from the front:
She’s been hanging out with the Kardashijenners lately — courtside with Kendall and Khloe at a Lakers game, etc. — so the emphasis on the cleavage is hardly a surprise. This whole thing feels like she found it in a crater (or krater?) on Planet Kardashia.
But a look from the side reveals that it’s not just fabric spots on the side. In fact, yes, it is see-through:
And it is hideous. It looks SO EIGHTIES from this angle, and not in the kind of way that makes you want to blow off school and go ride up to the viewing platform on the Sears Tower. (Hancock Tower? Whatever, it’ll always be the Sears Tower to me.) This is Tawny Kitaen ’80s. This is the 80s that writhed on the hoods of cars while men in spandex pants and impossible hair screamed about stuff. Awesome to live AROUND — I cherish my memories of the hair bands of that era — but kind of rough to live THROUGH, I think, and not exactly the way anyone wants to look now on purpose. Except Cara, I guess. Although someone should suggest that she re-furl that tongue back into he mouth, because even though it’s become something of her signature, it’ll always be associated with Miley Cyrus and you don’t want your signature move to be both unpleasant AND played.
And GET THAT THING AWAY FROM NAOMI CAMPBELL. HAVE YOU NO RESPECT.
[Photos: Getty]
