Seriously, I’ve joked about people having Kardaspirations before, but seriously, sometimes I think Bella Hadid is begging to be enfolded into their family.
Too tight beige garment? Check. Nippleitis? Check. Jacket half off? Check. Giant aviators and a scowl? Check. All that’s missing is thigh-high boots that lace the entire way up; her shoes, I actually sort of like. But here’s the curious thing: In every photo of her jaunt from restaurant to vehicle, from crossing the threshold to crossing the street, she is holding and hitching up her skirt in that exact spot. It HAS the slit. It doesn’t need her help. AND YET. Did she perform a complicated skin calculus problem and conclude she needed to show an extra 0.1 percent?