I have nothing against puffer coats. But the first time I saw this photo, I thought Rihanna was wearing a puffer coat over ANOTHER puffer coat and it was terribly confusing.

Turns out it’s just a trick of the angle, and I think one side of her coat is just folded very tightly around her. So now all that’s left for me to be puzzled about is why London required a Snowpocalypse coat one minute and then this getup the next:

Man, if only I had pilfered my sister’s jean jacket back in the early 90s, I too could be wearing this right now. Friends, this is why people become Hoarders. One doesn’t want to throw out something seemingly useless, only to find out that twenty years later they could use it to look just like Rihanna, who herself looks like someone that accidentally lit her suitcase on fire and had to scavenge clothes from whatever the hotel employees had in their lockers and/or found lying around in the Lost and Found.

Rihanna And Justin Bieber Enjoy A Night Out At Tape London

She is doing this, or some version of it, in 90 percent of the pictures. I can only assume she spent the entire night annoyed about having to wrangle that thing in lieu of carrying her now-signature wine glass. I’ve never seen someone work so hard to look like they’re partially disrobed.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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