The White House threw a state dinner for Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida, and apparently Jeff Bezos got himself and his fiance Lauren Sanchez on the list. These two are ridiculous, we already know — many LA residents have felt this about her since her UPN days — but somehow she managed to add frosting to a cake I thought was already done. WHAT IS THIS. I CANNOT FATHOM what about the phrase “state dinner” suggested this dress to her. I don’t even have a punny suggestion. I guess if she wanted to be talked about, then mission accomplished, but… maybe she should rethink what she considers accomplishments.

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