“Chloe, CHLOE! We cannot see your sensible black pump if you just stand there against the wall, and OBVIOUSLY the entire focal point of an animal print, two-piece, crop-top, mock-turtleneck, flared leg matched set is that sensible, reasonable black heel. Can’t you DO SOMETHING to get it into frame?!”

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