I have no idea why she looks so doubtful.

This is possibly the best she’s ever looked. Don’t believe me? Allow me to take you on down to Rodriguezville:

  1. This was boobtacular.
  2. Okay, this one was fine.
  3. Huh, this wasn’t terrible either.
  4. Geez, this was fine, too. Maybe I am misremembering her wardrobe foibles.
  5. OMG NO I’M NOT.
  6. I KNEW SHE HAD A TERRIFYING PAST.
  7. This one, I blocked out entirely, but I wish I hadn’t, because it is hilarious.

Let’s just assume she isn’t going to show us what she’s wearing underneath THIS one, and call it a win.