Wow, this hardly ever happens: I have serious concerns about this dress in theory, but I actually love it in practice. I have but one note, and it goes out to every starlet on Planet Earth: Just because your dress has a big-ass slit in it, it doesn’t mean you’re contractually obligated to keep STICKING YOUR LEG OUT OF IT, as if for air. Please make a note of this before the Golden Globes. Thank you!

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