Oh, Dame Helen, you are an eternal source of delight.

The thing is, this gown isn’t perfect to me — the pattern looks a bit like someone played jacks on it with dirty equipment — but she still looks romantic and regal in it. I really wish she would write the book on Helen Mirren, so that we can all get things straight from the source. We could call it Look In The Mirren. I say “we” because obviously she’s going to need my creative guidance. She can pay me in moisturizer.

[Photo: Getty]