This is so perfect and cool on her, it’s almost unfair to anyone else in the room.

I don’t know if the neckpiece is part of the neckline, or a brilliant add-on, but it is the perfect piece of flair for that slithery, slickery black gown. Insert all the usuals about how I am clearly not living my best life and need to liquefy all her movies and then drink them in a smoothie with lots of kale and a few tears from an innocent.

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