Can we talk about what’s on Melody Thornton’s head?

Yes. It is a headband on steroids. It’s what would happen if Blair Waldorf and Blair Warner went into the headband designing business together. It’s like a bridal headdress for a Tudor-themed wedding on crack. I want someone to always be wearing this headgear, everywhere, at all times, just so I know that somewhere in the world, two girls are giving each other the surreptitious “what is she wearing” look over cocktails. Don’t front: You KNOW you’ve made that look to a friend of yours recently.

Let’s see what one pairs with a cracked out historically inaccurate bridal crown:

Totally normal. Cute, even. Thank god SOMEONE realizes You Can’t Fight The Headband.