If I were meaner, I’d have written that the annual Variety “Power of Young Hollywood” party is no longer particularly powerful nor incredibly young, but because it’s possible — nay, probable — that I am no longer the audience for this event, instead I will just funnel you pics of the people I recognized and say that I hope everyone had fun! (And you can really tell that Disney was a co-sponsor of this party, because half the people I Googled were on some new Disney show. In MY day, the Disney star attending this party was Lindsay Lohan!!!!!)
