So far Dakota Johnson is two-for-two on vast expanses of sternum at the Fifty Shades of Grey premieres.
I’m glad she at least spiced this up with some dramatic lipstick, because frankly, this all seems really half-assed again. It’s more overtly sexy than yesterday’s Dior, but it’s also renovating my face with a sledgehammer that says “angel/devil” on it. And for all that, she still seems unenthused. This dress needs glamour — romantic hair, killer accessories — and instead it’s getting Hmm I Think I Can Ride This Blowout For One More Day Without Washing, Right? There is more glamour in my sock drawer.
What do you think, Jamie?
Yeah, I’m with you.