Tracee might be my new favorite Noted Kook.

Am I SUPPOSED to think those are bejeweled lizards trying to breast-feed?


I feel like that jacket belongs only on the body of one of the many older male sports announcers out there who are given carte blanche to wear the most screamingly loud blazers available. And those pants belong on the body of nobody. And if someone named Nobody pops up and says, “Nope, not me either,” that will very much prove my point.

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