Before we get into this, I am so pleased with myself that I took one look at Timothee here and said, “His chest looks like the ass of every person who wore True Religion jeans in the aughts,” and WHAT DO YOU KNOW, it turns out this is indeed True Religion. As for the rest, I’ve decided his style goal for this was, “Be Debra Messing in Smash.”

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