You know how we often talk here about what it would be like to be stuck with one celebrity or another in the elevator? I feel like Tiffany Haddish would be a great elevator companion. She’d be funny, obviously. I feel like she’d keep your spirits up, after you both stopped screaming. My suspicion is that she would gossip. And I think she’d give you good personal advice, if you were in the elevator long enough to get into that. I¬†also think she seems like the sort of person who would, after being stuck in an elevator with someone for several hours, go on to invite that person to big parties and whatnot. Other than the trauma of being stuck in an elevator: win-win!

[Photos: Adriana M. Barraza/]