Perhaps I overstated; in the parlance of Miracle Max, after all, this jumpsuit is only MOSTLY sheer. And mostly sheer means slightly opaque. However, it also looks like it’s giving her a raging case of Crotch Pinch — I swear the ensuing shadow is actually tracing her Fallopian tubes — so frankly I think she’d be better off buying a miracle to save something else. Like, possibly her labia.