ANYTHING FOR A PARTY, right? But for real — the snaps from this red carpet event for the fresh version of the Jetta (I guess??) are very entertaining. People look profoundly early aughts — Adrien Brody is wearing a Juicy sweatsuit!! — and entertainingly, the one person whose look has aged very well is Chloe Sevigny. I can only assume every single person at this event was compensated for attending. No disrespect to the noble Jetta!

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