Informative Caption tells me that Iggy here is “retiring” “for a few years” “after her new album comes out,” but my eyeballs have informed me that she wants to make extra sure everyone remembers she exists before she goes ahead and does that — and also perhaps that she’s now running track for a hitherto undiscovered nation called GlamourDontBaritania, which is not very fast but which¬†is pretty fun at parties.

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