It’s been a long time since I’ve been this direct on this website: I just really hate this. She looks like she was beamed into a land of preppy giants and has been forced to wear Hagrid’s tennis sweater because she landed in a bog when the beaming occurred.

This is hideous. It’s so hideous that you need to pronounce it HID-jus.

'Nous Finirons Ensemble Avant' Premiere, Brussels, Brussels - 23 Apr 2019

This is what you end up wearing when you run out of a house in a fire and corresponding feel deeply chagrined that all your neighbors have seen your profoundly uptight nightgown. I say this as a human who LOVES a preppy cable-knit tennis sweater and an 80s printed turtleneck and sometimes wants to clothe herself as if she fell into The Preppy Handbook. THIS IS A STEP TOO FAR.

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