The thing about this Prabal Gurung is: You may think you know why it’s bad, because it’s so easy to be hypnotized by the white crumb-catcher that’s been tucked into her bosom and stapled artlessly to her neckband. But do not let that stop your eyes from journeying down and noticing the totally unnecessary and unflattering bunching that’s enveloping her pelvis. It’s not just a scrolldown; it’s a full thumbs-down. ZING. Wow, my competency may have sunk to a new basement level. And it’s only Wednesday. What hacky morsels await the rest of the week?!?