Honestly, this looks like a perfectly reasonable frock that got caught on her car door and ripped at the waist line, and she looked down at the carnage and shrugged and said, “meh. Why not place a gaping maw where my dress should be?”

Between this and her showing in yesterday’s Airport Style post, honestly, I’m beginning to wonder…is it possible that she has a rare disorder wherein her navel acts like the gills of a fish and she needs to expose it in order to breath, and ergo literally to live? If so, please send up a flare, sweetie — I’m sure there are medical professionals who could help, or, at the very least, that you might be able to play yourself in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy.

[Photo: : Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com]