You might recall Bilal Hassani from Eurovision 2019, where Bilal represented France and came in around the middle of the pack. (I should pause to note that Bilal’s Instagram says that Bilal uses she/he pronouns, a combination I had not come across before — I have seen she/they and he/they, though, so I guess these would be used similarly within a sentence?) Bilal is in Cannes right now for its TV festival, wearing a gown that is absolutely Cannesian: The left side is alluringly, dramatically Katniss Everdeen…

… and the right side is like, “F*ck, we’re out of feathers. Just cinch it.”

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