So, this party was labeled by our photo service as, “Dior Backstage Party in the Presence of Peter Phillips and Bella Hadid,” and I was like, “Peter Phillips?!? Since when? Princess Anne is not going to think very highly of him cavorting at this.” As it turns out, Anne’s son is not the only person named Peter Phillips in the world — SHOCKING — and this one is the head of Dior’s makeup line. And once again we have found sense in this irrational world.

[Photos courtesy of Dior]