ANNA KENDRICK: There’s another Trolls movie.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: And I DID NOTHING INAPPROPRIATE ON THIS ONE.
AK: Is this a third Trolls movie?
JT: SERIOUSLY. NADA. THIS WAS ALL GOOD. MY FAMILY WAS NOT MAD AT ME ABOUT THIS ONE.
AK: No we only did two; that Netflix thing was with other people. Phew.
JT: I SWEAR! BELIEVE ME! YOU CAN TELL I AM STRESSED ABOUT THIS TOPIC BECAUSE HALF OF ME TRIED TO GET DRESSED FOR THIS EVENT, AND THE OTHER HALF WAS ALL SET TO PLAY PICKUP BALL WITH THE LEAGUE OF EXCRUCIATING JUSTINS. BIEBER DRAFTED ME.
AK: I mean, nothing against Trolls, or sequels, but I had an Oscar nomination ten years ago…
JT: I DON’T KNOW, IT SOUNDED COOL. JUSTIN-BOBBY IS OUR CENTER. THEY KICKED GUARINI OFF BECAUSE HIS DR PEPPER ADS ARE TOO GOOD.
AK: … and now I’m stuck here wearing sensible day dresses, and trying to make sure everyone knows Justin has never even remotely held anything of mine before this moment, and it’s just…
JT: I COULD HAVE DONE THOSE ADS. I COULD BE LIL’ SWEET AND INSTEAD I AM BEING CHOKED BY A FLANNEL AND A NECKLACE MY MOM GAVE ME TO WARD OFF MY USUAL INSTINCTS, WHICH IS WHY I AM STANDING HERE LIKE I CAN’T MOVE.
AK: … and I’m standing here smiling, and it’s fine, but I’m kind of wondering if someone can get me Greta Gerwig’s number? She said she’s doing a musical. I can sing.
JT: PS, I CAN ALSO SING.
AK: Cram it, Timberlake. You’ve done enough.