MARK RUFFALO: JULIANNE MOORE!
JULIANNE MOORE: Hi, Mark. Why are you so deliciously rumpled looking all the time?
MARK: Why NOT?
JULIANNE: I agree.
MARK: But let’s talk about you.
JULIANNE: Well, I’m really excited to be here tonight, and –
MARK: No. I mean THAT OUTFIT.
JULIANNE: Whatever do you mean?
MARK; THIS. THIS is what I mean.
JULIANNE: What about it?
MARK: It’s like two two two mints in one, except instead of mints, it’s dresses.
MARK: AND? It’s like the dress version of Two-Face from Batman.
MARK: AND it’s like Chris Colfer performing Le Jazz Hot from Victor/Victoria on Glee, except instead of being half-man/half-woman, you’re half-dress/half-other-dress.
MARK: AND….and it’s like Julie Andews in Victor/Victoria The Original, except instead of being a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman, you’re a woman wearing a dress that’s pretending to be two dresses.
JULIANNE: Are you out of jokes yet?
MARK: Yes. That was the last one.
JULIANNE: Thank god.