This post gives me a nice excuse to rant about calling your new movie Big Hero 6, because nine people out of ten are going to go, “Huh? Were the first five straight-to-video?”

None of which is Rashida Jones’ problem, of course, but she does HAVE a problem:

And that is, that I’ve figured out her true identity. She’s Violet Beauregard, freshly escaped from Wonka’s juicery without a change of clothes.

And sadly, nobody told her Justin Bieber’s crotched stopped happening two years ago.

As for why she’s apparently wearing shinguards under that thing, well, I don’t know what those Oompa Loompas did to de-blueberry her and frankly I’m not sure I want the details.

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