This is genuinely not as eye-scorching as many of the KardJen posts of yore — if that makes it go down easier for you — although it is by no means safe from fuggery. Kendall’s epic shorts here alone… I regret that we weren’t able to bring you these updates slowly over time, in smaller morsels, but we switched publishers early in 2017 and that meant rebooting photo contracts as well. Now that we’re back on track, we’re batting cleanup. Come run the bases with us! Wait, that sounds sort of pervy.