OH PATTY ARQUETTE. Girl. I have a caftan too, and I wear it all the time:
AROUND THE HOUSE. And not with BOOTS. And NOT to Mr Chow’s, which is also where Lady Gaga wore THIS, which means, I guess, that this post is officially a warning for all Los Angelenos that if you have plans to go to Mr Chow’s any time soon, be prepared for your eyeballs to be assaulted. And also please file a full report with Fug Nation at your earliest convenience if they are.