One of y’all email us about this look and wondered why it looked like Matthew McConaghueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee “ate Christian Bale’s head.”

I ALSO wonder that. Other things I wonder about include:

  • Dude, why so shiny?
  • I mean, you face AND your suit.
  • Remember when you looked like this?

  • That was fun.
  • Did you know that if you image search for your face, you look REALLY goofy in the vast majority of them?
  • Let’s all just keep livin’ and pretend this suit never happened.