One of our wise readers, after seeing GFY Girl Crush Julianna Margulies at the SAGs, floated the theory that she was pregnant again:
Which would explain why she’s wearing, you know…this. Which is disinterested in making an acquaintance with her waist, at best. And look, if I were married to her dreamy husband, I would ALSO be very interested in making sure that he continued to contribute to the world’s gene pool. FOR THE BETTERMENT OF HUMANITY.