So, I’m taking this outfit to mean that Jordana Brewster is starring in a reboot of Xanadu, as one of Kira’s Muse Friends who does interpretive dance with interpretive hair and hideous cult-outfits? (Xanadu is a weird movie. I love it, but it’s terrible. A man skates through a wall as a plot point.)

Because honestly, this is NOT a cult I am interested in joining, I don’t care how many Magic Erasers they have.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]