Well, first of all, I have to tell you that there are NO pictures of Wills and Kate in this thing. Because they apparently went to Easter Sunday at some tiny little church in Scotland — WHATEVER, I’m sure it was terribly moving and stuff — and there are no photos because none of the paparazzi photographers wanted to hoof it up to Scotland and hide in a bush on Easter Sunday. Even Us Weekly has no photos, and if Us Weekly has no photos, there are no photos to have. But we shall make do. In fact, to fill the Wills and Kate sized hole, I decided to throw some love to the Spanish royal family. WHY NOT? Let’s just jam all these Royals in together, shall we? (Don’t worry. Harry will make an appearance.)

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