I have to confess that I don’t care about Dune on and of itself — I haven’t read the book, and I didn’t see the David Lynch movie, so I will probably only catch this if it’s nominated for something and then Kevin decides to watch it one night while I am working and can keep one eye on it — and Timothee does not give me the palpitations as an actor or anything else, so this project is seems very much like it’s Not For Me. (Sorry, Zendaya and Oscar Isaac, but I’ll catch up with you another time.) Which is fine! Plenty of things aren’t! And it means I have zero expectations, other than for a couple more events with big fashion. Please join me in a moment of silence for Rebecca Ferguson’s spirits when she walked out in her Dior and got a load of Zendaya.