The continued existence of America’s Got Talent always manages to surprise me, because… I just NEVER bump into it in my TV-watching life, so I’m only ever reminded when they do a red carpet. The women here are very sparkly, and the men here are Simon Cowell and THIS NATIONAL TREASURE:

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Do you think Terry ever gets tired of doing this? Or gets hurt? Terry Crews Pulls a Hammy would make a great tragicomic short film.

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